Lemon cake is a good breakfast right
i like Moriarty because HE STARTS YELLING MID SENTENCE LIKE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR
what are you talking about thAT”S WHAT PEOPLE DO!
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sydneywonderwomanironmanwillis:
are you ever so involved in your own little world you actually forget most people are actually offended by things like nudity and certain clothes and body types and sexual orientations
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Hey renn you have work in less than four hours do you maybe want to go the fuck to sleep
Nah dude i’d rather lay here and be consumed by guilt & shame & anxiety about how there are things I should have done months ago and bad things that are my fault
Thanks tho
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starfoozle replied to your post: starfoozle answered your question: tumblr I have…
I will have to try this at some point, haha. And Tumblr really is kind of the worst for conversing. Makes me miss traditional blogging nonsense like LJ because at least there you can have conversation threads!
Yeah! Tumblr is very… instant gratification. You blink and you miss half the things on your dashboard, which is really bad for maintaining friendships! If they even had a decent private messaging system that would be okay, but all they’ve got is fanmail which is actually the worst thing I have ever laid eyes on.
SIGHS DRAMATICALLY
WOW. Old school Jeremy Clarkson. Check out that hair!
erry time.
His hair is full of secrets.
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starfoozle answered your question: tumblr I have been SO SOCIAL in the past few…
Coffeeshop friends are a real thing? I want one! (Yaaaay, engaging Tumblr-friend conversations — something I always want to do but fail at!)
YEAH APPARENTLY?? I didn’t know that actually happened either, but apparently if you think someone is cool you can just like… approach them and start talking. I was not aware of this phenomenon until it happened to me but I am going to try to make the most of it!
And I am also terrible at tumblr conversations—it’s not really a very user friendly platform when it comes to ACTUALLY COMMUNICATING. This is why I prefer to do IM type things in addition to tumblr. Makes it a lot easier.
malicegeres replied to your post: honeyyyyy i’m home :3
wow this is the most accurate thing i have ever seen can this be reality
Someday Hallie. Someday we will be roommates/wives, and it will be glorious. (PS when micaela is over you are barred from the bedroom don’t worry we’ll put a scrunchie on the doorknob)
cafemusain replied to your post: honey i’m home
i don’t think we can get married renn we’d burst into tears every time we saw each other
That would certainly put a damper on our sex life
cafemusain asked: honey i'm home
our marriage is primarily composed of sex, drugs, rock n’ roll, and star trek feelings
with a side of COPIOUSLY WEEPING because we can’t deal with our emotions about each other.
apresdereve asked: HONEY, I'M HOME!!!!!
it is very much like real life
we touch each other with our feet and snuggle up to watch movies and end up screaming about michael fassbender licking blood off that guy’s back and never get anything accomplished ever again
malicegeres asked: honeyyyyy i'm home :3
AUGH BUT NO
Ok WELL since we are already married I will ACCURATELY DESCRIBE what our life would be if we lived together. Our house would be an absolute wreck at all times and we would have ukulele jam sessions where we would sing Mumford & Sons and Elvis songs and have to stop in the middle to WEEP ALL OVER EACH OTHER. We would take turns making dinner (usually something easy like mac and cheese but we would occasionally branch out into REAL COOKING and inevitably make a huge mess of everything but come up with something edible and have adorable kitchenparties). We would have movie nights and show marathon nights and LotR and Who and anything else drinking games and then we would go to bed and cuddle!
